24 Şubat 2014 Pazartesi

Being Zelig


 I’m 12 years old. I run into a Synagogue. I ask the Rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life… But, he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don’t understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me six hundred dollars for Hebrew lessons.

I also went into a bar on St. Patrick’s Day, wasn’t wearing green, they made remarks, I turned Irish. My hair turned red. My nose turned up. I spoke about the Geat Potato Famine



Dr. Eudora Nesbitt FletcherHow do you feel about it here?

Leonoard Zeligit’s the worst. I hate the country. I hate the grass and mosquitos. I don’t like cooking. Your pancakes, I dump them in the garbage when you’re not looking. Your jokes, when you think you’re amusing, it’s long and pointless, there’s no end to them.

18 Şubat 2014 Salı

Çağrışım Havuzunda Yüzme Dersleri

Mühim Hadiseler Enstitüsü'nde "Çağrışım Havuzunda Yüzme Dersleri" yazılarım sürüyor.

Melek Teyze Polisiyeleri - Mendirek Yayınları

Melek Teyze Polisiyeleri, "Kör Fahişe Bıçağı" ve "Yürek Söken Cinayetleri" Mendirek Yayınları tarafından tekrar basıldı. Revize edilmiş ve Melek Teyze'nin yeni bir hikayesi eklenmiş olarak bir iki hafta içinde kitapçılarda satışa sunulacak. Üçüncü kitap gelene kadar, Melek Teyze sevenleri için teselli olur umarım.


10 Şubat 2014 Pazartesi

Like Yourself

Man, sometimes it takes you long time to sound like yourself.

Miles Davis

The Writer's Technique 11 - Walter Benjamin

Do not write the conclusion of a work in your familiar study. You would not find the necessary courage there

The Writer's Technique 8 - Walter Benjamin

Fill the lacunae of inspiration by tidily copying out what is already written. Intuition will awaken in the process.